Or Perhaps It's the Head that I Found in the Lake

23. BMC '13. Citizen of the World. Cosplayer|Writer|Actor|Artist

Please use either ZE / THEM pronouns for me, thanks! If you like eclectic tumblrs, you've come to the right place. This means I tend to reblog anything that catches my attention, whatever it may be (really). Otherwise all there really is to know about me is that I'm studying to be a neurologist, cook for a living until I earn my medical license, and spend much more time on cosplaying than is decidedly necessary. I also tag all of my posts obsessively, so if you ever need it, I'll gladly give you a list of my tags to tumblr saviour! Also, if you want me to see something, either tag it 'themidnightpost' or just submit it here! For the moment I'm here to procrastinate; and so far, it's working.

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Rule the world.
13 hours ago with 190,498 notes
#bwahahaha yes
#i was so sure this joke would come up and it flipping did
#wtf i love you tumblr

satan-is-not-natural:

mrrgh:

kawaii-i:

by Morticia’s Shop

if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.

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1 day ago with 429,321 notes
#holy shit
#the more you know
#note to self

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

2 days ago with 3,857 notes
#I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY
#brb sobbing forever
#dramatical murder
#comics
3 days ago with 190,469 notes
#yes this
#fuck yeah awesome children

harzilla:

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

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4 days ago with 107,010 notes
#YES YES EXACTLY!
#true facts
#just a bit of a PSA here
#things to remember

A couple reminders for everybody headed back to school

keepcalmstay-s-t-r-o-n-g:

• your mental health is more important than your grades/school work
• you are fabulous
• they’re probably not even paying attention when you give a presentation
• one friend is better than no friends
• eat a healthy lunch
• take care of yourself
• please stay safe
• your mental health is more important than your grades/school work
• I love you

5 days ago with 34,415 notes
#awesome
#Disney

Some amazing Men of Color in Disney Films.

6 days ago with 79,903 notes
#SHOTS FIRED
#Misogyny at work

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

1 week ago with 1 note
#THESE ARE MAGNIFICENT HOLY CRAP
#the dramatical livestream of mutual murder
#beautiful things
#Fanart
#headcanons on midnight
#fieryfilms
#seragaki-hime
#makishim4
#cuteness-awaits

makishim4:

dlomm as sea animals

1 week ago with 14,166 notes
#holy shit
#yes this
#who knows what we'll use it for but we'll have an actual mecha!

//For those unaware (or usually have no interest in mecha, which is quite alarming theres so many of you)

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

newcrystalcitysteel:

beamscissormuses02:

among various anime announcements, it has been revealed by 2019 that there will be a REAL, FUNCTIONAL, FULL SIZE, GUNDAM

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NOT A MODEL KIT, NOT A TOY, A REAL REAL REAL HONEST TO GOD MECH

WE ARE ENTERING THE AGE OF MECHA, THE FUTURE IS NOW

BRO

And just what are we going to use it for..?

1 week ago with 42,382 notes
#YES YES EXACTLY!
#sorry moffat your storytelling style is just not up to par
#bob's burgers

omahdon:

nvansistine:

tensbluebox:

A lie is not a twist

Yes, Moffat. How ‘bout that.

SHOTS FIRED